The Abbey

The police thought it would be best if I hid in the Abbey outside town, until the killer was caught. The Abbey was a school for girls and, for all intents and purposes, the last place the killer would look for me.

At night, in the room they assigned me, I dreamt of another room covered in darkness, and a bucket in the corner that collected blood from the ceiling. When I woke up, they told me one of girls needed to see me. She had the power to see the future in her dreams, but the power was disappearing. Only through a blood transfusion would she regain her power.

I stumbled through the Abbey's cold hallways, light-headed. Part of the Abbey had crumbled years before, with rooms now used for gardens or to keep cattle. I was enjoying the sunshine in one of these rooms when a truck burst through. It was the killer, a piece of cloth covering his mouth and nose. I looked in terror for a way out, past the fence that separated the room from the forest that grew around the Abbey. Just as I dove through a hole in the fence, a group of men came running towards me. They had heard the truck and guessed it was the killer.

The killer jumped the fence and ran into the woods. I thought of his DNA on the truck's steering wheel, and of how we would finally learn his identity.

Big Tongue Strikes Again

Morrissey has fired his support act, Kristeen Young, after she made a comment on stage that Morrissey gives good cunnilingus.

I don't get it. It sounds like she was just talking shit rather than coming out and making a statement. Surely there's still a place in this world for a sense of humour? Or was he just looking for an excuse to get rid of an unpopular support act?

Would he have been as pissed off if she said he liked cock?