Satan Rejected Dan Brown's Soul

Angels and Demons, Dir. Ron Howard, 2009
Forrest Gump grew up and turned into an arrogant American academic who thinks he can teach Europeans their own history. When Supernanny, who now works on the Hadron Collider, notifies the police that a capsule of anti-matter has been stolen (enough to blow up a whole city), Forrest Gump suspects that this crime might be linked to the disappearance of four cardinals from the Vatican, as reported by Obi-Wan Kenobi (who is temporarily serving the Catholic Church as spokesman for the Pope). To the soundtrack of Enigma, this trio run around Rome trying to figure out how to stop hundreds of thousands of Christians from being blown up. I nearly fell asleep through this - a first! Thankfully, I had my film club (sushidog, Babs and the delectable blu_bear) to keep me awake with their guffaws at the inane dialogue and silly plot holes.