While He Is Away...

I could watch shows he doesn't like (Glee, Spartacus, True Blood, Big Brother)
I could watch shows he doesn't understand (brasilian soap operas A Favorita, Passione)
I could listen to music full blast he doesn't like (Madonna, Lady Gaga, Girls Aloud)
I could strike a pose in the living room and hang around the kitchen in my underwear, acting like a lady
I could read books
I could make plans with friends to go out dancing and/or drinking
I could invite friends over for John Hughes marathons and sleep overs
I could go to the gym everyday
I could sleep in the middle of the bed
I could imagine that this is what single life is like
I could fill the cupboards with junk food and the fridge with beer
I could go through his stuff
I could chat with him daily on Skype


I could do most of these things if he was here anyway.