http://odetothepillow.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] odetothepillow.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] commonpeople1 2010-05-26 07:10 pm (UTC)

The volcano activity has been due to my best friend Rebecca (who's in Iceland) furiously masturbating, resulting in volcanic eruptions. I'm sure she can hold it in long enough for my flight to get there.
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