Writer's Block: Spring Cleaning

[commonpeople1]

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Get rid of any bodies before they attract flies.

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[sublimevisions.livejournal.com]

i find lye works very well for this.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

What's lye? Some kind of new acid?

[rag-and-bone.livejournal.com]

have you seen fight club? where b. pitt burns ed norton's hand? that's lye. at least, i think it is.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Saw it long time ago. Will watch again. This tip might come in handy since there are so many corpses to get rid of.

[rag-and-bone.livejournal.com]

is it like bound, where you've got them stacked up in the claw foot bathtub? i'm all movie references today.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

No, it's like Jeffrey Dahmer: too many heads in our freezer.

[sublimevisions.livejournal.com]

that would entail a hot lesbian affair ... ollie, are you a lesbian?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Only if you are one as well.

[sublimevisions.livejournal.com]

wiki to the rescue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lye

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Ha! That will solve the drain problem in the bathroom. Too much hair and bone fragments keep blocking the water.

[13thofnever.livejournal.com]

one word. vinegar.

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

Are you planning on doing any spring cleaning this year? If so, please share a cleaning tip you swear by.

Hoover round at least once a decade.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Hoover only the visible bits of the floor. Don't bother moving furniture.

[saint-narcissus.livejournal.com]

sometimes there are so many bodies stuffed in the fridge the door won't stay closed,,,
I find duct tape works quite nicely to keep the fridge door closed in such instances.

[vilia64.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the reminder! Now, where did I leave that last one...?

[amberholic.livejournal.com]

Use an old toothbrush to clean in between tiles and any hard to reach areas and corners, especially around taps and in showers/bathtubs.

Also, nail brushes are good for scrubbing tiles (my flat is fairly easy to maintain except for the shower which gets covered in limescale very quickly - it's all because of the ridiculously hard water here).

[sbeth76.livejournal.com]

Rattle the skeletons in the closet. Ditch any ex-boyfriend t-shirts, or boxers that may be laying around. Or ex-boyfriends...