Hasta la Vista, Baby
Aug. 8th, 2010 05:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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I'd like to be arrested for an unspecified crime I didn't commit and locked up in the Tower of London. After a trial that would fail to explain what was going on, I'd be served my last meal (freshly baked bread with butter and a cup of coffee with milk and sugar) and escorted to Trafalgar Square, where a crowd of millions and cameras from all over the world would await me. I'd be placed on the fourth plinth under the eyes of billions across the planet. Then the Queen would point a bazooka at me from a VIP area (with princes William and Harry standing beside her dressed in togas) and press the trigger.
Bye bye life.
I'd like to be arrested for an unspecified crime I didn't commit and locked up in the Tower of London. After a trial that would fail to explain what was going on, I'd be served my last meal (freshly baked bread with butter and a cup of coffee with milk and sugar) and escorted to Trafalgar Square, where a crowd of millions and cameras from all over the world would await me. I'd be placed on the fourth plinth under the eyes of billions across the planet. Then the Queen would point a bazooka at me from a VIP area (with princes William and Harry standing beside her dressed in togas) and press the trigger.
Bye bye life.