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I'd like to be arrested for an unspecified crime I didn't commit and locked up in the Tower of London. After a trial that would fail to explain what was going on, I'd be served my last meal (freshly baked bread with butter and a cup of coffee with milk and sugar) and escorted to Trafalgar Square, where a crowd of millions and cameras from all over the world would await me. I'd be placed on the fourth plinth under the eyes of billions across the planet. Then the Queen would point a bazooka at me from a VIP area (with princes William and Harry standing beside her dressed in togas) and press the trigger.

Bye bye life.

Date: 2010-08-08 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] millionreasons.livejournal.com
That's completely ridiculous. It would be Philip who'd be doing the shooting.

Date: 2010-08-08 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com
I wouldn't want him to execute me: he'd miss!

Date: 2010-08-09 08:44 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-08-09 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com
I may have been watching Spartacus recently...

Date: 2010-08-09 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] petercampbell.livejournal.com
And then onlookers could sell little bits of you on ebay as an official souvenir of the event .

Date: 2010-08-10 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com
And put pictures of me on mugs. I was meant to carry freshly made coffee.

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