Dance & Drink & Screw

Dynasty's Theme Song
by moral_vacuum

Dynasty, such campery
Where no-one will ever be
Poor or dressed shabbily.
...High life, trouble and strife.
Rich, but abjectly
Full of misery.

Stephen's gay, but barely fey
And Adam is clearly kin
To a shop mannequin

Joanie, old palone,
Marries lots, and then
Marries Dex again.

Always dressing to impress
In a shoulder-padded dress.
Fighting Krystle and her Blake,
Denver Carrington to take.
With her furs and chilled champagne
Playing people like a game
She is absurdly rich,
The english superbitch.

Bloody Krystle is so wet
And deserves the pain she gets.
Only simpers all the time
In a hairstyle that's a crime.
I could never get why Blake
Married such a pointless flake
Whose over-muscled back
Looks like a quarterback

Fallon, though, was such a ho
But Jeff was the last to know -
should have shagged Sammy Jo.
Flashy, somewhat trashy,
Just like everything about the show - whoopee!

For beeorkendurkey

I went for a drink with etre_moral on Monday in a lovely pub near Hampstead Heath and he turned to me to ask: "So how are you? I know plenty about your cultural life, but how are things with you?" And that was a good question: I know I haven't been sharing much here or when I see people in real life; I know I've been feeling like nothing is going on, that life is just pottering on as wink_martindale visits his family in Canada and I live for Fridays.

So what's going on? Well, I'm currently watching Dynasty[1] on YouTube (from a channel pointed at by fj many moons ago that has every single episode uploaded to it) and downloading episodes of the brasilian soap Passione. I've been reading four books at the same time. I've been playing the Wii for the first time after my landlady lent me hers while she goes on holiday for two weeks. I've been listening to podcasts on my bus rides to work. I've been going to the gym on my way back.

I'm still on that temp job - feeling grateful for the money but at the same time getting slightly tired with the admin and thinking it's time to get my ass in gear with the job search. Two weeks ago, I went for work drinks and ended up staying late with my line manager. She offered me 4 days a week, perm, so I can use my 5th day to take a horticulture certificate at Regent's Park. I spoke to Wink today on Skype and he thinks it's a good idea but... I don't know if I can handle the mind-numbing admin for a whole year - no matter what my long term goals are for afterwards.

On Saturdays, I'm still going to that community garden. It just gets better and better. Last week I brought home potatoes, onions, spinach and green beans. It's been good for quite a few meals. And as I get to know the other gardners better, the conversations get more interesting, the jokes better and the plans for the future more exciting. It's a special place and I'm so glad I found it. I must remind myself of this feeling every Saturday morning when I feel lazy and just want to laze around with the Guardian and my Spotify playlists.

[1] petercampbell recently wrote a great post on kitsch and its definition - a far better explanation than the one I carried with me from Milan Kundera. It coincided with millionreasons pointing at a Milan Kundera quote on kitsch with an image from Dynasty that got me thinking... was Dynasty kitsch? The first season certainly is (I'm on the first episode and it's so laughable I want to smoke a joint) but I get the feeling that the appearance of Joan Collins in the second season tilted it towards camp (and therefore, as by Peter Campbell's definitions, instantly removing the kitsch from the series.) I guess there's only way for me to find out if that's the case: FIGHT!