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[commonpeople1]

Hello,

I am Brown Lennon from United Kingdom. i have a land in west africa, i bought the land about 15 years ago. The land contains crude oil, so i have decided to contact any buyer that could be interested in the land. The land is just about 32 hectares. Please you should be prepared to travel over to west africa to view the land. I have a financial consultant in London that would represent my financial interest and a lawyer in west africa to help us expedite action on the transaction. if you are interested please get back to me on my email:brown.lennon1@crudeoil.com with your profile and genuine interest/offer.

Best Regards,

Brown Lennon

Dear Mr Lennon,

I am very interested in your land. What kind of place is it? Are there any churches nearby (specifically, the type of buildings with large crucifixes?) I ask because those places give me the creeps and would severely impair me from purchasing your land. Also, does the land contain any sort of house I can stay inside while I visit? I would prefer if it was the kind of house that has blinds or shutters that completely cover the windows - you see, I'm a little sensitive to light. A basement would be good too. Finally, is there a commercial port nearby? I would like to travel to see your land but I am only able to do so by sea.

If you invite me into your home here in the U.K., it will be my pleasure to visit you and discuss this further.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Mr Carvalho

P.S. My working hours are a little unorthodox so I'm not able to reply to phonecalls or e-mails until after 8pm. I hope that's OK.

Comments

[jeffster.livejournal.com]

HAHA...suck him dry Olls!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I've already got my straws in my backback, ready to go.

[thirstypixel.livejournal.com]

I suppose calling yourself Mr Alucard would have been a bit blatant.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Some people know me as Monsieur Tatsel, but that's also a give away in certain countries.

[thirstypixel.livejournal.com]

This country, for example.

[bandaloop.livejournal.com]

haw! That's brilliant or should i say dark. It's just to bad the original solicitation didn't say "God Bless" in it. Many of the scams in the African UK theme that I receive get really godly gushy.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

My sister Jasmine tends to receive the godly gushy ones.

[verybadhorse.livejournal.com]

you're a treat to read.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

You are a treat, period. ;-)

[verybadhorse.livejournal.com]

:blushes:

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

haw haw, you finally got to use this voice...I'm about to post about it on wordpress, yo.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Yo!

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

heh....