Plastic Flowers Never Die

[commonpeople1]

Hello James,
Thanks for the mail, do you still have the gold coin with you, if you still have go to any bureau de change where they normally chnage money and change the money to paper money and send it to me right away. i am sorry about igor.

Regards

Adams

Hello Adams,

It's been 7 hours and 15 days since that ship took Igor away. I go out every night and sleep all day... since the ship took Igor away. Since he's been gone I can do whatever I want, I can see whomever I choose. I can eat my dinner behind a fancy restaurant but nothing - I said nothing - can take away these blues... 'cause nothing compares, nothing compares to my boo!

It's been so lonely without him here, like a bat without a song. Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling - tell me Adams, where did I go wrong? I could put my arms round every boy I see, but they'd only remind me of him. I went to the psychic, guess what she told me? Guess what she told me? She said "Honey you better try to have fun no matter what you do," but she's a fool - 'cause nothing compares, nothing compares to my boo!

All the flowers that I planted Adams in the graveyard, all died when he went away. I know that living with me was sometimes hard but I'm willing to give it another try... nothing compares, nothing compares to my boo...

Sincerely,

James

Comments

[amanda-mary.livejournal.com]

O.M.G.

[sushidog.livejournal.com]

OK, no, really, that's it. I am taking you to Plymouth with me. I will brook no argument. I shall find a flat with a spare room or an understairs cupboard or something, and you and Kevin can live there and keep me entertained. I shall make you cake sometimes.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Result! This whole charade has actually been a cleverly disguised plot by Kevin and I to get you to agree to live with us in Plymouth. :-)

[easterbunny.livejournal.com]

I ♥ you.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

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[izzybees]

The best so far. :D

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

The pressure is on. :-)

[stevek.livejournal.com]

Absolutely wonderful. Inspired. :-)

I wonder how Adams will reply to this?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

If there's one thing we can all be certain by now is that Adams will reply.

[thirstypixel.livejournal.com]

You are so utterly awesome. I giggled like an idiot when I read that.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

My work here is done. ;-)

[triplescience.livejournal.com]

ELL TO THE OH TO THE FUCKING ELL.

This made me laugh my head off. Good work!

[triplescience.livejournal.com]

Such a good choon as well. I might go listen to it now.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, it's a great song! And the video is brill too.

[tashaa.livejournal.com]

you rule!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

But only tenuously!

[nisaba.livejournal.com]

Does your genius know no bounds?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Oh you flatterer! xo

[steer.livejournal.com]

Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling - tell me Adams, where did I go wrong? I could put my arms round every boy I see, but they'd only remind me of him.

OMG -- that is like totally the story of my life... except gay and involving committed relationships. But otherwise it is spot on.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Only if I can bring Igor too.

[sbeth76.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[naturalbornkaos.livejournal.com]

It took me a couple of seconds to catch on but then the ROFLcopters started to fly... :) Excellent.

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

Poor Adams. Poor Igor. It's all been such a tragedy.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

What about Mr Carvalho? I think he has suffered the most.

[wink-martindale.livejournal.com]

Cackle, cackle! SNORT!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

What a piggy.

[jeffster.livejournal.com]

HAHAAA...wow...perfect response to him now demanding you send the money.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Money makes the world go round, the world go round, the world go round...