Glamour to the End

[commonpeople1]

Dynasty's Theme Song
by moral_vacuum

Dynasty, such campery
Where no-one will ever be
Poor or dressed shabbily.
...High life, trouble and strife.
Rich, but abjectly
Full of misery.

Stephen's gay, but barely fey
And Adam is clearly kin
To a shop mannequin

Joanie, old palone,
Marries lots, and then
Marries Dex again.

Always dressing to impress
In a shoulder-padded dress.
Fighting Krystle and her Blake,
Denver Carrington to take.
With her furs and chilled champagne
Playing people like a game
She is absurdly rich,
The english superbitch.

Bloody Krystle is so wet
And deserves the pain she gets.
Only simpers all the time
In a hairstyle that's a crime.
I could never get why Blake
Married such a pointless flake
Whose over-muscled back
Looks like a quarterback

Fallon, though, was such a ho
But Jeff was the last to know -
should have shagged Sammy Jo.
Flashy, somewhat trashy,
Just like everything about the show - whoopee!

For beeorkendurkey

Comments

[skincare-expert.livejournal.com]

krystle is linda evans' character?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Yup! :-)